hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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