She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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