I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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