I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You took a bar mat shot.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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