My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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