ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We left an ass print on the piano.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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