Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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