I wish I only lived at night.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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