508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I need help removing her.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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