OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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