ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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