its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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