i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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