i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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