Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
So. Much. Porn.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
