seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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