Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can I color on your dick again?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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