i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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