butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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