Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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