Pappa wants mamma naked
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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