I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
