I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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