I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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