i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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