This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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