Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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