can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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