come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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