it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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