If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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