Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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