Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How external is "for external use only"?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
