The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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