When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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