im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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