I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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