were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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