if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
