so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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