Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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