YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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