Someone shit on the floor
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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