Me. At least after what I've been through.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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