yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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