Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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