turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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