i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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