You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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