Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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