Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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