What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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