ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
false alarm, still single
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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